August 27, 2009

Greetings from the asylum!

Well, hello there! It’s a real pleasure to make your acquaintance! Unfortunately, we’ll have to keep the pleasantries brief, as I only have a few minutes. There are many inmates and only one recreational computer here at the asylum, and this computer is one hot commodity for us sexual psychotics. I've only been given access now because I let the night nurse fuck me in the ass. A girl does what she can…

In case you are one of those people who needs to know to whom they are speaking, you may call me Fornicator From The Asylum. They let us use the computer here, but they also monitor every goddamned thing we write. I’m not allowed to tell you my real name. Or the nature of my crimes. And it's not like I can use this opportunity to plan an escape or anything. But I might as well put it to some use. Hell, maybe I’ll even inspire some of you to go out into the world and fornicate instead of wasting your time sitting at home jacking off onto the keyboard. But I’ll take what I can get. Beggars can’t be choosers, and, anyway, I don’t mind being down on my knees.

Now that we have the name thing out of the way, let me tell you a little about myself. I'm the blonde schoolgirl with the ponytails and the short skirt and the black thigh-high stockings. I'm the tattooed, raven-haired goth princess with nipple piercings and a fondness for pain. I'm the girl next door who gave you your first masturbatory fantasy. I'm the platinum porn star with DD tits and blowjob lips. I'm your best friend's older sister, passed out at a party, my lips and legs spread open on the rec room couch. I'm all of this and more and I can't wait to spend more time with you. Time's up. For now...

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